Talk to me.

what is wrong with me, LOL

• tranger: I'm following like anyone... what's your url?
• You: waht fandom
• Stranger: DIRECTIONER
• You: NO
• You: EW
• You: GO AWAY BITCH
• You: YOU DEVILS SPAWN
• You: lol
• You: jk
• Stranger: what r u haha
• You: I love you
• You: your pretty
• You: My Chemical Roamance
• Stranger: hmmmmmm
• You: I WILL ENILATE YOUR ASSHOLE WITH A 30 FOOT DILDO
• You: BYE NOW
• You have disconnected.

UHG. IM A TROLL

• You: OH
• You: DO YOU LIKE MOIKAY WAY
• Stranger: do u like breathing
• You: HOW BAOUT PRINCESS FLUSFF FLUFF
• You: I LOVE BREATHIGN
• You: ITS MY THING
• You: IT TURNS ME ON
• You: OH BY THE AWAY
• You: IM BEHIND YOU WITH A KNIFE
• You: BYE
• You: SEE YOU IN HELL

confused

• You: HI
• Stranger: HI
• You: DO YOU LIEK GERD WAHY
• You: OR MOIKAY
• Stranger: NO I LYK FRONK
• You: OR PRINCESS FLUFFFLUFF
• You: NO THEN
• You: GO AWAY
• You: GO NOW
• Stranger: POOP ON U

This is messed up

• You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
• You and the stranger both like penis wentz.
• You: oh hey
• Stranger: fancy meeting u here
• You: do you know who gerd wahy is
• You: how about mpikay
• You: or fronk
• Stranger: dont say that
• Stranger: dont
• You: how about raybaby
• Stranger: no
• You: what
• Stranger: stop now
• Stranger: nigga lips
• You: what?!
• Your conversational partner has disconnected.

OH GOD

• You: oikay
• You: MOIKAY
• You: MIKEY IS THAST YOU
• You: DO YOU LIKE UNICORNS
• You: DO YOU FUCK RAY IN THE BUM
• You: PLEASE MIKEY
• You: MIKEY ANSWER ME
• You: PLEASE
• You: OH GOD
• You: PLEASE
• You: IS GERD GONNA DYE HIS HAIR BLUEW NEXT?
• You: IS FRANK GONNA ADOPT ANOTHER TURTLE?
• You: WTF IS HAPPINING MIKEY
• You: HELP ME
• You: ARE YOU STILL RECORDING
• You: GOD IM DYING
• You: HELP ME
• Stranger: do you have problems
• Stranger: bye
• You: XD
• You: NO
• You: HELP ME
• You: DOTN LEAVE ME ALONE MIKEY
• You: :O

• friend: Oh my god I love this celebrity so much! He's so hot and - aw man. He's already 21. Ugh why are all the good men so old.
• me: OH YES HE'S ONLY 35. I WANNA LICK HIM.